On to funnier things:
I had a dream last week. I'm going to tell you about it and then you can tell me what it means…
I was sitting on my roommate's mattress with a boy. Pretty sure we were just talking about life. Anyhow, it is necessary to point out that there was a small side table next to us and it had a nintendo game on it. Something with the Mario Bros. on it.
Then suddenly the boy got that look in his eyes. (Come on, can't you tell when they want to kiss you? Easy to see it.) He started leaning in and then kissed me on the cheek at the same time as he bumped his head on the side table corner. So then I felt really bad for him and kissed his forehead, and just coddled him like a mother. But the whole time my brain was freaking out! I seriously did not want to be doing what I was doing.
Unfortunately dreams like this are not uncommon. I've had many dreams like this. Where I never want to kiss the boy.
Except…. oh this is funny… I was kissing this boy in a dream once, when suddenly he pulled away and told me that I didn't know how to do it, or I was kissing wrong or something. I was super offended. I woke up and laughed out loud about it.
Neat.
